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By Zeus, that’s a big dog! Michigan Great Dane named world’s tallest canine
A Great Dane called Zeus from Otsego, Michigan, who towers 7 feet 4 inches on his hind legs is named the tallest dog ever recorded in the latest Guinness Book of World Records. (AFP/GettyImages)He wants his food.
HOW DO YOU FEED A DOG THAT SIZE??
They are surprisingly light eaters. And real sweethearts.
That poor dog looks emaciated! He looks naught but skin and bones.
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…yanno if you really loved me you’d draw it.
don’t tempt me.
if you don’t then i will
Crap! I’m too fat for high heels! Now I want to make me a Viking helmet, though.
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Ermahgerd!!!♥♥♥ Piñata Cookies ♥♥♥
i’m fucking making these.
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let’s make pickles trying to suck his own dick the most reblogged post on tumblr. we can do it.
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