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quhzk:

Tried something different. Dethklok + polygonal lasso tool :D

arocketumbler:

Not really sure what I was expecting to draw….but this wasn’t it

arocketumbler:

Not really sure what I was expecting to draw….but this wasn’t it

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tikistitch:

aanzhen:

pricklylegs:

nationalpost:

By Zeus, that’s a big dog! Michigan Great Dane named world’s tallest canine A Great Dane called Zeus from Otsego, Michigan, who towers 7 feet 4 inches on his hind legs is named the tallest dog ever recorded in the latest Guinness Book of World Records. (AFP/GettyImages)

He wants his food.

HOW DO YOU FEED A DOG THAT SIZE??

They are surprisingly light eaters.  And real sweethearts. 

That poor dog looks emaciated!  He looks naught but skin and bones.

tikistitch:

aanzhen:

pricklylegs:

nationalpost:

By Zeus, that’s a big dog! Michigan Great Dane named world’s tallest canine
A Great Dane called Zeus from Otsego, Michigan, who towers 7 feet 4 inches on his hind legs is named the tallest dog ever recorded in the latest Guinness Book of World Records. (AFP/GettyImages)

He wants his food.

HOW DO YOU FEED A DOG THAT SIZE??

They are surprisingly light eaters.  And real sweethearts. 

That poor dog looks emaciated!  He looks naught but skin and bones.

(via blackfireuponus)

octopickles:

early-lavender:

pikckelss:

…yanno if you really loved me you’d draw it. 

don’t tempt me.

if you don’t then i will

Crap!  I’m too fat for high heels!  Now I want to make me a Viking helmet, though.

octopickles:

early-lavender:

pikckelss:

…yanno if you really loved me you’d draw it. 

don’t tempt me.

if you don’t then i will

Crap!  I’m too fat for high heels!  Now I want to make me a Viking helmet, though.

(Source: aaastrology, via soudoka)

katskinx:

housewifeswag:

 ♥♥♥ Piñata Cookies ♥♥♥

i’m fucking making these.

Ermahgerd!!!

(Source: caterinameows, via johncroftianlullaby)

early-lavender:

“METALOCALYZE YOUR DASHBOARD” MASTERPOST

NATHAN Explosion [x]

PICKLES the Drummer [x]

SKWISGAAR Skwigelf [x]

TOKI Wartooth [x]

WILLIAM Murderface [x]

CHARLES F. Ofdensen [x]

SETH, head of Dethklok Australia [x]

And how, pray tell, do these things work?  How do we get them on our dash?

early-lavender:

“METALOCALYZE YOUR DASHBOARD” MASTERPOST

NATHAN Explosion [x]

PICKLES the Drummer [x]

SKWISGAAR Skwigelf [x]

TOKI Wartooth [x]

WILLIAM Murderface [x]

CHARLES F. Ofdensen [x]

SETH, head of Dethklok Australia [x]

And how, pray tell, do these things work?  How do we get them on our dash?

(via quhzk)

holkie:

early-lavender:

heartatthehelm:

I Ejaculate Fire - Dethklok

I can’t handle this.

 

WHAT

(Source: imapsychowoah)

talk about quality blogging

octopickles:

early-lavender:

let’s make pickles trying to suck his own dick the most reblogged post on tumblr.  we can do it.

(via soudoka)

magnetic-piggies:

My first tablet picture ; u ; I grow up so fast

magnetic-piggies:

My first tablet picture ; u ; I grow up so fast

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